Jam Muhammad IRfan

During the lecture

“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is
…………huuuummmmm…….aaaaaaaa………….”
“No sir…..I know the answer ……sir….”
“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”
“Abe lecture ko chodd….. Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj……..” HE HE HEHE !! )))
“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”
“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”
“mera assignment tere paas hai??”
“Tereko bhookh nahi lag rahi kya??”
“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”
“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”
“Boss class khatam hote hi kadak chai chahiye……”

~college ki masti~

Reminds us of those College days…. years of non-stop masti… dayafter day…
1. On being Late:
“Kab shuru hui class?”
“Attendance ho gayi kya??”
“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”
“Mein kya karu, subah bathroom me koi ghusa hua tha”
“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kyapadaya tha isne”
“Kal se pakka class time pe karunga”
“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisselikhunga…….”
“Kal proxy mari thi kya”
” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”
“wo bhi iss class ke liye “